yay! that's it. that's the official end of Season 2. stay tuned for more updates all you readers!

(all Stumpy and Miker of you!)

pop culture reference. yeah. that's how clever this fucking comic is.

...blammo!

wait for it...

so it continues...

the 'adding new co-star's to Down With Stumpy' story arc continues. it comes complete with historical references.

heh heh heh. rice krispies. CEPT THIS TIME IT'S NOT SELF-ABUSE!

well, since Stumpy never got around to killing me or hurting me in any of the innane ideas he told you he would, i've finally gotten around to updating!

these were to be DWS revivials of the new season... they didn't turn out to be that. thus they will be tacked on to the new season (which is now a long dead and forgotten season) and i will move along with better Stumpy comics.

you've all seen this one before. this is the original copy of it, though.

well, whaddaya know. so here i am, finally updating Down With Stumpy. just incase i've missed anything, i go back and search through old comics. low and behold, i find ANOTHER lost gem from DWS Season 1!

i'll add it to the archive link on the sidebar.

Hey Miker, what happened to "the last two iterations of Stumpy comics" you have? Looks like you've failed again. Well, I guess it's safe to say Down With Stumpy is dead, so to celebrate here's a real life picture of Miker:























It's a penis.

"New projects" my balls, Miker is just a slacker, a quitter and a jackass.



See?

i will be retiring from Down With Stumpy soon. i've new projects i must move onto... besides, i believe the world has been sufficiently ruined by Stumpy's awesomness. it needs time to breath. perhaps i'll come back someday... but not now. for now, i am quitting and leaving complete control to Stumpy.

i will post up the last two iterations of Stumpy comics have and be on my way.

farewell.

Heh, this post makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Moments before making this I saw one of the crappiest things I've ever seen, and it inspired me to make this guide. Enjoy, I know I will.

How to Suck at the Internet

Basically anyone can create a webpage, and making a BAD one is no difficult feat either, but if you're going to do something wrong you should at least do it right. So follow these step by step instructions to making something truly horrible.

1. Rip off an already popular and/or good webpage:
Thinking of your own ideas shows creativity and may end up being interesting, so find a webpage that people like and steal their idea. Rest assured, you WILL end up doing a far inferior job. Now, as for specific websites to rip off, hmmmm... oh, I don't know, off the top of my head maybe... Eric Conveys an Emotion

2. Use a free web server, such as LiveJournal (not blogger, blogger is completely different and can clearly contain awesome things):
Paying for web space shows commitment, and commitment may lead to quality or even the ILLUSION of quality. This is to be avoided at all costs.

3. Make references very few people will understand:
Talk about YOUR friends and enemies, make as many inside jokes as possible. Remember: if a stranger reads it and understands what the hell you're talking about you've failed miserably.

4. Fail at your goal:
If you're trying to philosophize don't be deep or insightful. If you're trying to inform people make sure they don't learn anything. And most of all, if you're trying to make people laugh DON'T BE FUNNY! This is by far the most important rule, if you can succeed at failing you will have a top notch shitty webpage in no time. And everyone who sees it will think "Wow, you REALLY suck at the internet".

I hope this was helpful. Now go out there and ruin what is by far the greatest opportunity for the spread of ideas and pornography that mankind has ever had.

I wanted to post something, but I didn't feel like drawing and/or couldn't think of an informative illustration, so I've decided to simply outline the ways in which I can and will kill Miker if he doesn't update soon:

1. Stab to the face - Simple, old fashioned, get's the job done.

2. Acid to the groin - Not immediately deadly, but will prevent rice crispies, which should cause suicide.

3. Blunt force trauma - My favourite murder term ever since I started watching CSI. a little messy but that's half the fun anyways.

4. Radiation poisoning - A little expensive, but it would allow me to prolong his suffering over years OR cause him a large amount of pain over a short period.

5. Strangulation - Painful, but unlikely, due to lack of sufficient physical strength on my part.

6. Suffocation - Similar to strangulation, but gas rather than rope or some such is an option. Probobly not as painful, but FAR easier for me to do.

7. Gun - This leave a lot of options. What type of gun, what area of the body is shot, from what range, etc. are all up to interpretation. Somewhat like picking your favourite type of icecream, they're all so wonderful it's impossible to choose.

8. Green Day - Forced listening to music this bad is bound to cause death eventually. But not even I'M that cruel.

9. Blender - Bunnies, kittens, puppies and midgets are all well and good, but killing a hairy 18 year old in this fashion would be truly an amazing feat indeed.

10. Monkies - Any primate will do, really. They say if you leave 100 monkies in a room with 100 typewriters they will eventually write shakespeare, well just THINK of what they would do to Miker. Clearly, sodomy would not be entirely out of the question.

11. Falling Tom Cruise - Any scientologist will do, really.

12. Decompression - Like in Outland or Deep Star Six (who lives there?).

13. Drowned in pureed morons - Terrible.

14. Eaten by wolves - That's not very creative at all.

15. Blown up by deathstar - You're just pulling these out of your ass now, aren't you?

16. Blown up by deathstar destroyer - That's just silly.

17. Trips on bannana peel - What the hell?! Stupid.

18. Burned alive by Solar Death Ray - MUCH better.

There's more, but putting them in writing is in violation of the Geneva Convetion.

Dear miker,

Update, or I'll punch you square in the nuts. To show how unpleasant this would be, I have included a detailed and informative illustration, that also shows just how small your cahones are.




Love
-Stumpy

even trying to create his own fun doesnt work... poor Stumpy...

what will he do? tune in next time to find out!

(yes, i realize the images are smaller than usual, i'm having issues with my scanner. they will be sorted out for the next batch of the second iteration)

uh oh... medication. remember what happene dlast time Stumpy was on medication? no? of course not. only ThaSpY, Stumpy and myself have seen those comics... the relic comics... rare, ancient...

let's just say it gives him a little bit of something i like to call: extreme bi-polar dissorder.

(mellow.... mellow... FREAK OUT!... mellow)

he's been gone from the real world for so long he's forgotten how to entertain himself without WoW.

now he's forced to invent his own kind of fun.

the first signs of withdrawl...

ah, finally. back into a real storyline... and the art work is better too. yes, this is what Stumpy is currently up too. he's recently gone cold turkey on WoW... will it be difficult?

it's hard to say...

it's hard to say...

name the Theory comic that inspired this and get $7 Stumpy Dollars.

similar to the Stump Car Racer one... ask Stumpy about the last panel.

this comic isnt funny in that it has a punchline or anything... i just think repeated images of Stumpy driving the Speed Racer car to a bad nonexistant theme song are hilarious. maybe it's just me...

or maybe it's Stumpy?

like Icarus and Daedalus. only instead of flying too close to the sun, Stumpy flys to close to a jet engine.

i honestly believe Stumpy isn't a Mongol. he would say otherwise... at any rate, if you ever play Risk with him, beware:

he likes to capture Mongolia and place ALL his forces on it. if you're playing a specialized Risk, like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings Risk, he will simply replace Mongolia with another territory similar to Mongolia and do the same tactic.

it gets annoying when you want to kill him and take his cards...

i've redone the template. now it's even more utilitarian. it may not be pretty... and i dont plan it too! if i'm going to continue my crusade to make the world aware of the terror of Stumpy, it's gonna be crude and awful to look at!

the left bar will be for everything site related. more will be added in the weeks to come. the right bar if for the archives of Stumpy. they will be brought to you in several iterations, or 'seasons.' the first one deals with my first public foray in trying to destroy the 'cool' image of Stumpy and reveal the jackass he really is (but dont tell him i said that, he'll call me a jackass). it deals with a lot of the grievances Stumpy causes other people.

Season 2, which will be started up tommorow, deals with what Stumpy is currently doing and will feature all new comics.

Season 3 will detail what made Stumpy what he is now and i will delve deep into my archives for the original fabled relics that are the "Stumpy Comics."

Season 4 will be the resurgance of my other side project, Vagaries, with Down With Stumpy. it will detail the original problem of the creatures and how Stumpy and i deal with it.

things are happening.

woo. i dont even know what this is. but it's the last 'lost' Stumpy comic. perhaps more will come later.

remember those two 'lost' Stumpy comics? well, here's one of them. the Halloween special. woo.

sweet. this is where the fun begins. take that anime! that's what we ALL think about you!

karubi, i think, is the name of the boots you can use in Super Mario III... you know, Karubi Clodhoppers? i think that's the proper term. Powah Geysah is a blasphemisation of an attack of the only good character in King of Fighters: Terry Bogard.

and again, the comic ends magnificently.

it get's worse. how will Stumpy handle it? we all can probably guess.

look at the sun. that thing in the lower right of the first panel is supposed to be a bunny.. with anime, you can never tell.

LOL! anime!

we all knew it would end this way. ultra violence a la Tarantino... Stumpy and mine's favourite kindof ultra violence. too bad he didnt use a hanzo sword.

this is the beginning of the end of the intervention comics... i knew Stumpy would want it to end this way. the last panel is based off a joke Eric came up with while we were playing D&D Heroes. except it was a long sword instead of a gun.

mistake: i forgot to colour in the blood splatter for panel two. oh well.

this is based off a real conversation we had.

Stumpy has some serious hate issues. so we had an intervention. from left to right: one of the weird guys who say "hooray for Drake" in the Theory of People Sir Francis Drake comics, Eric, David, Stumpy's mother and myself, Miker.

awesome. too weak to rip off his own shirt. originally i was going to have it where he actually DID rip off his shirt and have some terrible sight gag underneath but then Stumpy would've gotten angry for not accurately portraying his character.

after he saw the comic, this happened. in real life the expression when he says DELICIOUS is much more horrifying... same with the way he says it... terrible...

Stumpy often makes cracks about devouring babies... here he is doing just such a thing... well, with a straw.

ever wonder why Stumpy's so awesome? me too. oh well, the above picture was just me screwin around with some image editing. sweet, eh? oh, yes, i should also mention that there's a bunch of Stumpy stuff to download up. on the siderbar--->

lots of sweet avatars to use for Instant Messenger pictures, forum pictures or... hell, wallpapers (you can stretch the images)!




this is what Stumpy thinks of fellow webcomic character Charles Falacio.


This is what Stumpy thinks of Theory of People.